johnny-depp-sex:

Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett. There are two kinds of men and only two. There’s the ones staying put in their proper place and the ones with their foot in the other one’s face. Look at me, Mrs. Lovett, look at you.

gaylovegalore:

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• how my mother works
• me: mom i got all A's
• mom:
• me: mom i cleaned the whole house
• mom:
• me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
• mom:
• mom: is this your cup on the table?
• me: yes
• mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

therevolutiongirl:

If this gets a million notes I will come out to my family.